Get This Neat Chocolate Mouse Balls Jar Free!
Get Balls Each Month or (for the dedicated MunchMeister) Balls Each Week.
Balls By the Month
You get 1 pound of Chocolate Mouse Balls
sent to you every month.
Quit anytime and keep the CMBalls Jar.
The first month, you get the jar filled with
The Earth's Finest Chocolate Mouse Balls
Then every month thereafter, you get a pound in the mail.
First month, 1 lb CMBalls = $12.95, S&H Jar and CMB = $9.95 =
$22.90 (plus Sales Tax if you live in Fla-sorry!)
Thereafter, 1 lb CMBalls = $12.95, S&H = $3.95 = $16.90
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Balls By the Week
You get 1 pound of Chocolate Mouse Balls
sent to you every week.
Quit anytime and keep the CMBalls Jar.
The first week, you get the jar filled with
The Earth's Finest Chocolate Mouse Balls
Then every week thereafter, you get a pound in the mail.
First week, 1 lb CMBalls = $12.95, S&H Jar and CMB = $9.95 =
$22.90 (plus Sales Tax if you live in Fla-sorry!)
Thereafter, 1 lb CMBalls = $12.95, S&H = $3.95 = $16.90
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News Release:CHOCOLATEMOUSEBALLS.COM FORCED TO CHANGE LABEL
9/12/2003 PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL: Under threat of lawsuit, ChocolateMouseBalls.com has been forced to change its label. ChocolateMouseBalls.com has been contacted by attorneys hired by World's Finest Chocolate, Inc. and asked to "cease all use of 'World's Finest Chocolate' in connection with candy...". The attorneys go on to point out that continuing such conduct "may subject you to liability for damages, your profits, an injunction, treble damages, and reasonable attorney's fees"
Knowing that substantial time, effort and money have been invested in the World's Finest Chocolate trade name and trademark, ChocolateMouseBalls.com's management does not wish to cause confusion so that customers believe that ChocolateMouseBalls.com is selling World's Finest Chocolate candy when it is not, or that there is some connection between ChocolateMouseBalls.com and World's Finest Chocolate when there is not. Management of ChocloateMouseBalls.com does not wish to dilute the distinctiveness of the World's Finest Chocolate trademark and risk ceasing to identify World's Finest Chocolate's products uniquely.
Therefore ChocolateMouseBalls.com is hereby announcing that their Chocloate Mouse Balls are The Earth's Finest Chocolate.
ChocolateMouseBalls.com's management is quoted as saying, "We're nothing, if not cooperative."
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Instructions for Mouse Ball Pool here.
Disclaimer, safety precautions, and ingredients:
May cause cancer, heartburn, hangnail, obeisity, pimples, gas, bad breath, and flatulance. (Hey, it works for the cigarette companies!) If you are pregnant, lactating, or have flat feet, consult a doctor before indulging in this product. No animals were harmed in the manufacture of this product. Any similarity to Godiva™ chocolates is purely imaginary. Please observe these safety precautions: 1 Chew - they're big. 2. Always wear safety glasses when "popping" this product. 3. Do not set this product (or yourself) on fire. 4. Do not poke yourself in the eye with the lid or carton corners (See 2., above). 5. Do not place this product in a toaster. 6. Do not give this product to infants or children too young to understand the humor of it all. (If they don't get it, they don't get it.) 7. Do not pay any attention to people who tell you you're an idiot for buying this product. 8. Do not fail to bookmark this site so you can buy more...buy more...buy more. <--(Subliminal Ad-you didn't see this.)
Ingredients: Malt Balls containing corn syrup, whey powder (malted barley, wheat flour, whole milk, bicarbonate of soda, salt) sugar, malt syrup,coconut oil, glycerol monosterate (emulsifier); Milk Chocolate containing sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk, chocolate liquor, lecithin (added as an emulsifier) vanillin (an artificial flavoring) & confectioner's glaze. Made for us by Natural Foods, Inc., Toledo, Ohio. Packaged by orangutans at chocolatemouseballs.com. (OK, I'll be serious.)
Our Label:
Chocolate Mouse Balls™
Net Wt: 5 Ounces (142 Grams) Probably more.
Nutrition Facts
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Serving Size: 6 Pieces (40g)
Servings per Box: About 3
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Amount per Serving
Calories:200 Calories from Fat: 80
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% Daily Value*
Total Fat: 9g 14%
Saturated Fat: 6g 30%
Cholesterol: 6mg 2%
Sodium: 55mg 2%
Total Carb: 28g 9%
Dietary Fiber: 0 0%
Sugars: 22g
Protein: 2g 4%
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Vitamin A: 0% * Vitamin C: 0%
Calcium: 0% * Iron: 0%
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*Percent Daily Values based on
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